Ask, Ask, Ask me
A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”
(Source: sethmeyers)
“Shut up, you dickhead” - Alex Turner
my whole life was leading up to that
(Source: cryinglightningoveralexturner)
Miles: “New tunes, then. You ‘avin ‘em?!”
Me: “Fuckin’ brilliant mate, I’ll be seeing you in Manchester when you support The Courteeners aswell.”
Miles “Fuckin’ nice one mate, cheers!” *shakes my hand and touches my face*
Yes, a part of me died last night.
“Prepare to feel the wrath of the League of the Evil Exes”
(Source: moltocontento)